hello wednesday

had a long facetime chat with my parents this morning, and the highlight of the conversation was the following story. 

my parents had just come back from their morning bike ride. i am guessing 4-5 miles this morning, and in texas, so it's a bit toasty.  Naturally they would come home to shower prior to going to work.  as my mom was getting ready to jump into the shower she notices something on the outside of her underpants on her bum.  what could it be? hmmm 

a lizard.  

a tiny 1 inch long, dead lizard that had been stuck to her bum all morning, and possibly all night.  

what a terrible way to go huh? squished between a bum and a bike seat? 

byebye tiny lizard.